Dreaming of Nutella

Apr 10
  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?
Apr 10

azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

Apr 10

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

Apr 10
wannajoke:

Bubble paper
http://wanna-joke.com/bubble-paper/
Apr 10
Apr 10
ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

Apr 10

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

Apr 10

apatheticghost:

my friends introducing me to people

image

Mar 26

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

listen man, im taking care of about 4 tamagotchis right now so i think i know the struggles of being a single parent

Mar 26