Dreaming of Nutella

Sep 26

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

Sep 15

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

Sep 15
judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

Sep 10

ostolero:

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

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Sep 10

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

Sep 10

h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

Sep 10

ohshititzminahhh:

Can we please talk about this?

Sep 10
Jul 30

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

Jul 30
my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [20]

my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [20]